I am pretty jealous of every family who had an Easter dinner and get together. 

I wish my family was better. Or you know… not mostly dead. 

chignonesque:

make me choose: bethany hawke or carver hawke for anonymous

I'm proud to call you sister. That's gone unsaid too long.” 

shinynyasupa:

iisarin:

shinynyasupa:

princesslinkk:

shinynyasupa:

How long does it take to grow a lesbian

5-6 business days

Thank you i can finally start my garden

What just happened here

Agriculture

(Source: princefalloutboy)

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

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spookypariah:

mistressperona:

krudman:

ryan-c-cole:

morbi:

ryan-c-cole:

mistressperona:

so I made Romney into a one piece villain.

it fits.

This is a little too perfect.

THE NEW VICE ADMIRAL AND POSSESSOR OF THE MONEY-MONEY FRUIT

Rom Piece

MITTORUUUUU!

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OBAMANUUUU…. PISTOL!

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER

you did it, ethan. you created the best one piece crossover of all time

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teeething:

You may bury my bodydown by the highway sideSo my old evil spiritCan catch a Greyhound bus and ride- Robert Johnson, Me and the Devil Blues

teeething:

You may bury my body
down by the highway side
So my old evil spirit
Can catch a Greyhound bus and ride

- Robert Johnson, Me and the Devil Blues

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

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jeffsimpsonkh:

An old one (2010 or so) I forgot to upload on here
Photoshop

jeffsimpsonkh:

An old one (2010 or so) I forgot to upload on here

Photoshop