I am pretty jealous of every family who had an Easter dinner and get together.
I wish my family was better. Or you know… not mostly dead.
How long does it take to grow a lesbian
5-6 business days
Thank you i can finally start my garden
What just happened here
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
oh mY FUKCING GOD????